People say you look like MC Hammer on Crack
Music Thing posted a selection of booming old school hip hop YouTube links the other day, featuring some Steinski, the Ultramags, and Schooly D, among others, and roxanne war vets UTFO - The Untouchable Force Organisation, a name which has a hint of The Posse Family Cartel about it methinks.
Now you may do the Humpty Hump.