The Nuge Approves

Miami steps it up with a bow murder based episode, featuring several of the key elements for a good show.

1) Absolutely nonsensical murder

The murderer was a high school girl trying to execute her rival with a bow and arrow. Her target was a swimmer and eCelebrity, and the plan was to stand in some bushes to the side of a pool during a race, and archery the hell out her as she dived into the water. For this race, the intended target had the outside lane, on the opposite side of the pool to the aforementioned bushes. Now clearly our budding murderess has never seen competitive swimming, as one characteristic I’ve noted is they tend to dive in at about the same time. How, through every other swimmer, she intended to hit I don’t know, but as it was the point was rendered mute when the swimmer girl hesitated, the shot missed everyone else, and a boyfriend got it in the chest instead.

2) Horatio taking it to the bad guys.

H exploited the power of the internets to bring a would-be assassin to a warehouse, having previously tricked him into stealing a gun (secretly loaded with blanks) out of the HoCaineMobile. The ginger one then proceeded to allow the guy to shoot him, safe in the knowledge that the magazine couldn’t have possibly been changed, and that his surname wasn’t Lee.

3) Boa-Vista’s deep understanding of proper procedure vis-a-vis gloves and murder weapons

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