Salas & Wolfe - PIs
Despite offering no further hope for my long awaited spin off (see title), the opening blast from CSI Miami did give us this gem on explaining why HoCaine’s hitherto unknown son had the name John Walden as father on his birth certificate: “John Walden was an alias I used while on a special task force in Pensacola 16 years ago”.
Leatherman seemed to all over this episode, their popular multitools getting some fine display work by Calleigh and Eric. Tech wise, while still having a desultory haul of monitors compared to the LCD loving CSI:NY, they have acquired a made up Microsoft table like touch device, which automatically grabbed lists of bad guys from a parole office’s blackberry. For Stu - I did look for two good images, but I couldn’t find a nice match, and I’m too lazy to cap it by hand. I was hoping to find a suitable animated gif on the interwebs, but only came up with this:
Word to the telegraph for their review incidentally, referring to CSI: Ginger as ‘The glossiest and most consistently bonkers of the CSI franchise’. That said, they do let the side down a bit by calling the opener “nutty”. It’ll be wacky and kooky next, and perhaps, dear god, even madcap.

What about zany? Or twisted?
Twisted is a bit too edgy for Miami, but I wouldn’t rule out zany.