Needed to wash the curtains – they’ve all shrunk by a foot! Now they don’t even cover the windows! That’s fucked up! – TimWestwood

Got in late last nite. Nicked a bottle of milk from the building next store. The top came off & spilt all over my best jacket. Bloody karma! – TimWestwood

I don’t understand why some shops are still shut today – I guess its another kebab from edgware road – same place I ate Christmas Day – TimWestwood

And this wonderful sequence of taking the office to Nando’s tweets.

I’ve asked everyone at the office to have a late lunch – cos there’s no sense goin to Nandos super-hungry cos I’m payin – TimWestwood

just brought some bars of chocolate – goin to give them to everyone just we before we go Nando’s – TimWestwood

ha – got hot cross buns! Gonna serve them at 7pm – by time we get to nando’s everyone will only be ordering 1/4 chickens & no desert – TimWestwood

Those hot cross buns went down a treat & now some chocolate for the non Christians. Also we goin to share one bottomless coke glass – TimWestwood

One of the team asked if they could bring their girl tonite – not on my bloody tab! How ghetto is that! – TimWestwood

this better not cost more £35 in total for the 7 of us – was hoping a couple of them would cancel! – TimWestwood

Mad love for the big dog.