CSI: Cleavage

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

Miami turned out an absolute stunner this week. We saw the shocking return of Horatio to his labcoat wearing days - with two independent moments of Actual Work being done. The one out of Biker Boyz turned up again with a vendetta against Calleigh, and we had a double cliff hanger moment, with Horatio looking [...]

One is enough

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

CSI Miami returned to fine form this week, prompting this text from Mr Gray:
What’s most impresive is that every time I think this is the stupidest possible plot they managed to top it.
Almost every scene in this masterpiece was incredible, but I think the best summary is the clip from the end of the episode [...]

Smack for Kicks

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

So this week’s CSI: Miami featured Prez from the wire, the actor clearly enjoying moving from one hard hitting, realistic, drug based drama to another. The gritty plotline involved him being a high school art teacher that sold heroin, mixed with sweets, to children. He would pay off his kiddie dealers with trainers, which I [...]

And For Stu

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

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The Nuge Approves

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Miami steps it up with a bow murder based episode, featuring several of the key elements for a good show.
1) Absolutely nonsensical murder
The murderer was a high school girl trying to execute her rival with a bow and arrow. Her target was a swimmer and eCelebrity, and the plan was to stand in some bushes [...]

Salas & Wolfe - PIs

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Despite offering no further hope for my long awaited spin off (see title), the opening blast from CSI Miami did give us this gem on explaining why HoCaine’s hitherto unknown son had the name John Walden as father on his birth certificate: “John Walden was an alias I used while on a special task force [...]

Tuesday, 9pm, Channel 5

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

Important TV Updates

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

1) Saturday’s CSI:NY Danny Messer Boom Sweepstake was officially won by me, with a correct guess of 2 utterances of boom in the episode. This is despite Mr Gray’s heinous attempts to pervert the course of boom justice with his claims of unboomworthyness.
2) For some reason there was no CSI last week in the US, [...]