I’m on the train on the way up to London and the tea trolley lady is coming up the aisle. She starts serving someone on the other side of the train, and I cough, genuinely, which she clearly takes as a ’serve me’ cough. Suddenly I’m caught in the bind of wanting a tea but [...]
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Two days in a row I’ve nobbled myself with cooking. Firstly, I rubbed my eyes shortly after choping some chillis, effectively pepper spraying myself in the face. This lead to several minutes of stumbling around in raw burning eyepain.
Yesterday, while cooking some rice I reached over the steamer for the briefest moment, but managed to [...]
I saw this fine autobiography in the pound shop, and felt compelled to purchase a copy so visiting Biscuit fans can have the pleasure of saying exactly what I did when I saw it sitting on the shelf.
I can’t say much about the book, except I just read the foreword by the implausibly named Stafford [...]
The TougeKing points out the interesting choice of a Malay chap as a terrist in a recent Royal Marines recruiting film, with some choice realistic dialogue:
If you listen carefully, he was yelling about “aku…paling jahat di dunia ini,” roughly translated as “I am the the baddest terrorist in the world etc.”
From some fine promotional material by Alcatel, makers of those crappy old BT adsl modems:
I just had to connect to you, peeps, to share this hip new advert. I am having fun.
From last month, spot the slight error:
You wouldn’t think it would be super tricky to proof read a calendar.
Direct from their latest mailout:
http://hiphopsite.com/product/show/id/10846:
Buckshot & 9th Wonder -
The Forumla (+1 Bonus Track)
Duck Down
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L.E.O (Love Equals Omnipotence) -
Spirtual Intelligence (Produced By The Large Professor)
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Note, they’re not doing Virtual/Spritual thing, the album is called Spiritual Intelligence, and buckshot isn’t finally taking on the internet hataz in Forumla, it’s The Formula.