I had the pleasure of watching the latest Seagal direct to dvd yesterday, Pistol Whipped. While no way as piss-poor as the festering wart of hatred for the art of the cinema that was Attack Force, this is not the sleek continuation of the rather good Urban Justice I was hoping for, though it did [...]
Though I missed the end due to the foul horrors of commuting, this years snooker Masters was about as good as any tournament I can think of, and the final was just perfect. It seems to be available on iplayer, which is rather nice, and is definitely worth watching – even with the slightly scary [...]
Miami turned out an absolute stunner this week. We saw the shocking return of Horatio to his labcoat wearing days – with two independent moments of Actual Work being done. The one out of Biker Boyz turned up again with a vendetta against Calleigh, and we had a double cliff hanger moment, with Horatio looking [...]
CSI Miami returned to fine form this week, prompting this text from Mr Gray:
What’s most impresive is that every time I think this is the stupidest possible plot they managed to top it.
Almost every scene in this masterpiece was incredible, but I think the best summary is the clip from the end of the episode [...]
So this week’s CSI: Miami featured Prez from the wire, the actor clearly enjoying moving from one hard hitting, realistic, drug based drama to another. The gritty plotline involved him being a high school art teacher that sold heroin, mixed with sweets, to children. He would pay off his kiddie dealers with trainers, which I [...]
Miami steps it up with a bow murder based episode, featuring several of the key elements for a good show.
1) Absolutely nonsensical murder
The murderer was a high school girl trying to execute her rival with a bow and arrow. Her target was a swimmer and eCelebrity, and the plan was to stand in some bushes [...]
Despite offering no further hope for my long awaited spin off (see title), the opening blast from CSI Miami did give us this gem on explaining why HoCaine’s hitherto unknown son had the name John Walden as father on his birth certificate: “John Walden was an alias I used while on a special task force [...]