Archive for the 'Reviews' Category

Shootout: Flo vs Betty

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

This town just isn’t big enough for two female fronted serve-em-ups, so it’s head to head between Betty’s Beer Bar and Diner Dash. Holler at your girl.

Summer Schoolgirls

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Summer Schoolgirls is a clean, wholesome game, full of teen drinking, lecherous teachers and disturbing old men offering sparklers. Friends forever!

No Tomorrow (1999)

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

Not only do I watch Gary Daniels movies, but Gary Daniels movies where he doesn’t even kick anyone.

Logan’s War (1998)

Thursday, April 6th, 2006

Chuck Norris both manages to rip himself off in this movie, and avoid starring in most of it.

The Prince And The Surfer (1999)

Sunday, November 13th, 2005

Ah literature. While I haven’t technically read anything by Mark Twain in really quite a long time, I have seen his apperances in those episodes of Star Trek when they go back in time and Whoopi Goldberg is there.

Expect No Mercy (1996)

Saturday, August 13th, 2005

I own at least three copies of this movie. There is no good reason for that.

Memory Run (1996)

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

Memory Run, or Synapse as it seems to be called in America, is in fact not a low budget sequel to Johnny Mnemonic (oh how good that could have been), but instead tells the story of body crime, in a future time.

The Revenger

Wednesday, June 8th, 2005

No, I said Sex On The Toilet before Frank Zagarino.