Gunfist

No cheap gay porn jokes here son! Just linkage to a fine site of sausage bliss for the banger oriented. How could you not love any site that contains the line “Find out the latest goings on in the world of sausages!”, followed by the news that:
“The Hotel and Restaurant Association of Baguio said Wednesday [...]

Shameless b3ta re-posting, but this ukelelicous version of motorhead’s (add your own umlauts) classic is class.

By Weird Al. Though props for Don’t Download This Song (even Lars Ulrich knows it’s wrong).